A tenant who didn’t pay rent on time! (via snopes.com)

Time will eventually tell us whether Trump goes down as the worst president in US history.  At least some competition for that particularly ignoble prize exists, as several other losers from the 1700s, 1800s and 1900s come to mind who could give the current occupier of the White House a run for his money.

But we need not wait for the judgement of historians sitting in their ivory towers to reach a very different conclusion right now: six months in, Donald’s Brood is already irreparably and inarguably the worst first family ever seen in US history.   Their vileness is impressive in its united and ugly uniformity (for fairness, young Barron, ex-wives, and grandkids must be exempt from this rubric, and they will be mentioned no further).  No matter.  There is simply no competition, no close second, when discussing the nuclear version of the Trumps vs. any other first family that came before them.

Unfortunately for us all, sometimes the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.  In the case of Trump’s adult children, they are rotten to the very core.  Each one is a parasite on America, competing with one another for daddy’s attention, and to see who can most convincingly suck the most blood out of the country and the world, licking it off the silver spoon they were born with.  Indecent, entitled, and simply bad human beings, Trump’s perverse legacy will sadly outlast him.

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Don, Jr. welcomed Russian help in winning the election with open arms just as his dad was inviting Russia to hack Hillary.  Completely lacking a moral center, his only lament from the affair, which blew up this week, is that the Russians brought no dirt on Hillary to the fateful meeting after all following promises of the same.  Like Donald, this man is uglier than he thinks he is, a compulsive liar, a spoiled brat, a tool, and a fool.  Perfect material for the president’s namesake.

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Ivanka plays this dirty game of pretending to care enough about climate change or women’s issues to take away five minutes from her main life’s work, selling third-rate sweatshop slave made apparel at astronomical prices, to talk about these political issues in Vogue magazine.  Only for us to find she has no effect on policy whatsoever as her dad proceeds rapaciously to quicken environmental destruction and dismantle women’s health programs.  Ivanka is a poorly made up cover front, smiling and dolling up for the magazines and fooling nobody on the right side of things.

None of this is Ivanka’s worst.  She brought in yet another prince of darkness, as if there weren’t enough of those little Fauntleroys sitting around already, in the creepy form of her half-baked husband, Jared Kushner.  Shockingly, he might be more incompetent and entitled than his siblings-in-law. He repeatedly lies about everything he does, including on national security paperwork.  Barely qualified to run a corner ice cream store, the failed real estate magnate-scion wannabe has been given widespread responsibilities encompassing many aspects of domestic and foreign policy, for which he shows zero aptitude or original thought beyond family loyalty.  It is a brazen nepotism play that is highly unethical, if barely legal.

Then we have Eric Trump, the wannabe tough guy big game hunter, who uses charity fundraising as a way to make more money for the Trump organization.  This is a perfect metaphor for all the Trumps and how they use the organization for self-enrichment and self-aggrandizement.  There was one area where the family lacked any clout, the political, and they descended on the carcass of the Republican party like a pack of hyenas.  The rest is history.

There is one small bright spot in the family.  Tiffany isn’t half-bad for an Instagram model whose main job seems to be taking photos in Europe with other trust fund babies.  If only the others stayed out of the way like she did!

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Finally we have Melania, who represents a treason within a treason.  Not only did she enable, protect, and defend her husband as he ushered dark foreign forces in to help win the 2016 US election, despite her own birth in and escape from the wrong side of the Iron Curtain; she betrayed all wives, daughters, mothers, and girls in general by consistently excusing her husband’s unrestrained sexism, misogyny, and abuse of women that became a shocking and unprecedented hallmark of the 2016 presidential campaign season.  She openly plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech and blamed it on an unheard-of staffer.  Then she tried her own hand at dirty politics by pretending to want to address “cyber bullying” even as her husband ripped women to shreds on twitter.

It will be such fun to see these people take themselves down.