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Matt Gaetz: the White Male Supremacist Human Dildo

Representative Matt Gaetz, a Republican from Florida, speaks during the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Orlando, Florida, U.S., on Friday, Feb. 26, 2021. Donald Trump will speak at the annual Conservative Political Action Campaign conference in Florida, his first public appearance since leaving the White House, to an audience of mostly loyal followers. Photographer: Elijah Nouvelage/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Matt Gaetz is exactly the type of entitled white male douchebag I know extremely well from my own personal life, from my high school days, my college days, and as an adult operating in various organizations. In America we are sadly surrounded by these guys, who proliferate largely unchecked in the fabric of our society like the horny termites that they are. Without intelligence, talent or merit, they rise to positions of power in politics, Wall Street, media, academia, etc. on the backs of women and brown people like me, their paths paved and greased along the way by the dog whistles and secret handshakes among dozens of other white male douchebags who exceedingly came out of the woodwork more openly during the Trump administration, as unafraid as ever in their lives to show the world what they really are. All along the way their unremarkable minds are led to believe by their circle jerk of a social network that they actually earned and deserved whatever station they achieve in life. But remember, the shit also rises to the top and not just the cream! So how did we get here, with pure evil in human dildo form, you ask? Just look at Matt. Look at him.

As we have learned, the sociopathy of the American white male politician in modern times is profound, and their sad lives are led around by their tiny penis. Democrats like Cuomo and Weiner (pun unexcused!) also seemingly succumbed to the temptation to join the vast, engorged ranks of the right wing sex offenders and pedophiles. Gropes and rapes and sex trafficking and underage girls: I’d be shocked if a human dildo like Matt Gaetz WASN’T engaging in this lewd conduct with quiet offers of immoral support from pussy-grabbing Rape Against the Machine Donald Trump. Matt’s lizard brain is so obviously on display, how could we be surprised when he acts like a reptile? For mediocre human beings like Gaetz actually came to believe the tragic comedy fantasy about themselves in their own inflated heads: that they are worth a damn more than the stinking dog turd remnants stubbornly sticking to the bottom of America’s shoe.

Get a door Matt.

Mahanth is Editor

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